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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7699 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 310 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 56 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!