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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1689 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!