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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2360 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!