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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2927 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
so, like, have u heard bout this cray cray server? it’s like, so lit u won’t even believe it, fam. like, imagine if russia’s response to that oil tanker crash was a minecraft server, that’s how lit it is.
u gotta join this server, cuz like, the admins are so OP they caused an ‘ecological catastrophe’ in the Black Sea. like, they straight up turned the ocean into a lava pit filled with creepers and zombies. it’s like, so wild, u won’t even know what hit u.
if u wanna experience the most insane minecraft server ever, then u gotta join this one. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam. so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the madness.
