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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1797 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
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