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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8704 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 239 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4986 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
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