Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Potions Brewed:	77	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Towns Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ores Mined:	9197	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Farms Harvested:	248	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	396001
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	912	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!