Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7729	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	41	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

COME JOIN US. IP: ChaosHub.netMinecraft 1.20.2 Skyblock & SurvivalChaos Hub is the ultimate network for the gamemodes you love. We provide the best fully customized skyblock and survival gameplay around. Our community is second to none, and filled with friendly players.– Compatible Versions: 1.9-1.20.2 – Friendly & Dedicated Staff Team – Skyblock: Casino, Upgradable Islands, Player Mines, mcMMO – Survival: Coming soon – Epic Ranks at https://store.chaoshub.net/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Potions Brewed:	129
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
New Chunks Explored:	597908	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

OrionCraft is created for survival players who want to dip their toes into the exciting world of modded gameplay while preserving vanilla gameplay. You always have that one friend that doesn’t like to build or the other that doesn’t like to mine. With that in mind we created OrionCraft so that you don’t have to split up from your friends because there is something to do for everybody. With the Java and Bedrock compatibitlity we made that option even better. So grab your friends and decide if you wanna be on the PVP leaderboard or you wanna make your own custom painting with the Art plugin! Some of our features: – Crates – Playerwarps – Chest Shops – 1450+ Quests – Grief Prevention – Land Claiming – – McMMO – Events & Contests – Jobs – Keep Inventory (except End) – Dynamap and more! –

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3849
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Void Armor Forged:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.