Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Zombie Dances:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6673	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1231
Holy Grails Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to UGC Community! We currently offer two servers to pick from. These are Survival & CreativeWe focus on making people feel comfortable playing with other people and to talk, share and build friendships. We are a cozy group of 100+ people who are easy-going and welcoming.Supported Client Versions UGC runs all servers on 1.20.1 using ViaVersion and ViaBackwards for extended version support. Compatible versions may change in the futureCompatible with: Java 1.18.2, 1.19.x – 1.20.4 Bedrock 1.20.30 – 1.20.60Please join the Discord server for further information regarding the console Bedrock versionsUGC Bluemap: http://www.eur-ugc.hopto.org

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mines Excavated:	2405

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

If you enjoy exploring caves and being stacked with colorful Enchanted Armor, then MarsCraft is the server for you. We are a Minecraft server with a great community and hundreds of hours worth of fun designed by a team of Game Design experts to give you the most fun & playability possible.The best part about MarsCraft? We are Anti-P2W. Microsoft have not helped take down P2W servers, and we are the only server that opposes P2W on your list. So join today for an experience fair and fun for everyone!IP: marscraft.org Website: https://marscraft.orgYouTube: MarsCraft TikTok: marscraftmc Reddit: r/MarsCraft Instagram: marscraftmc_ Twitter: marscraftorg Discord: discord.marscraft.org

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Towns Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.