Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3511
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Void Armor Forged:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Items Found:	7685
Dragon Eggs Found:	5965	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9905
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Crops Grown:	4546
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Emeralds Found:	5232	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mines Excavated:	3528
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Salt & Light 1.20.1Cracked 1.20.1 (1.17 – 1.20.1) uwu Cosmetics, Silk Spawners, Playershops, McMMO, PvP Arenas, Ranks, Economy and many more features!Everyone here is friendly so you’re welcomed to join XD

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	65	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.