Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Farms Harvested:	837
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

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u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	9703	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	4844

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mines Excavated:	2142
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

Crisis, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-definition, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, smp

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1344	Runes Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyAnxietyCraft

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Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8398

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Tax Haven Havoc

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come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	212
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	3737

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Emeralds Found:	1735
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, Rewards, Rumani, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Thief of Justice, tove, Upcoming Events, update

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime industry, Artistic, artistic value, artistically sophisticated, creativity, cultural impact, cultural weapons, Entertainment, EXPERIMENTAL, funding, innovation, japanese government, Lost, Manga, Minecraft, Novels, originality, profit-driven, smp, storytelling

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!