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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9401 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.