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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 1131 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.