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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 999 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 148 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.