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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3488 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.