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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6590 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9055 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 4999 |
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.