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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7356 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Star Shards Collected: | 85 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 416 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.