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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8261 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Emeralds Found: | 5219 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 7922 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.