Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 167 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3520 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
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