Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Magic Items Found: 7716 New Chunks Explored: 712846
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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