Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found: 5183 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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