Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 19
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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