Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Secret Passages Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Buildings Constructed: 41 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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