Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Farms Harvested: 792
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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