Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Love Letters Sent:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Votes:	1340	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crops Grown:	6238

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Emeralds Found:	5407	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	2727	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Emeralds Found:	272
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4235

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8054
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Spears Created:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com