Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crops Grown:	6665

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	2353	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mines Excavated:	1754	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Potions Brewed:	46	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	276707	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Farms Harvested:	454
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	75	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Potions Brewed:	65
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Unicorn Sightings:	1

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8445
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2950
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Villages Defended:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2274

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Emeralds Found:	4643	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club