Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	114	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Items Found:	8269
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchantments Applied:	218	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7492
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	75
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6341	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Farms Harvested:	908	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Dragons Tamed:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Votes:	8558
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Love Letters Sent:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Farms Harvested:	959
Gods Slained:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net