Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Crops Grown:	1317	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	50
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Towns Built:	2

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Votes:	4213	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Farms Harvested:	982	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Farms Harvested:	147	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	56	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	812110
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crops Grown:	1287	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Votes:	8077	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4071	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net