Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	125
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Votes:	3444	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4728
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	235	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	631775	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	6204	Astral Projections Made:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	243	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7389
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	775842	Villages Defended:	12

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5913	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	113
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	3395
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com