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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8869 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3777 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.