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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4320 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.