Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Emeralds Found:	371
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Endless Night Skies:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	4026

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Votes:	2028	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crops Grown:	1052
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Towns Built:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	New Chunks Explored:	46097
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1997	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Items Found:	7887	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	New Chunks Explored:	353262

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	2015
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	2866	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Villages Defended:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

nornia.net