Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Potions Brewed:	94	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Animals Bred:	182	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Emeralds Found:	6236	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	1996
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magic Items Found:	7289	Dimension Hops:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4078	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ores Mined:	5365
Dragon Eggs Found:	5517	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4438	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Votes:	6365
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4055	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3126	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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