Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6155

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8966	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

org.druglegends.net

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7568
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

cadia.co

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Potions Brewed:	126	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4364	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

mc.skyprison.net

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4523	Void Gems Collected:	32
Animals Bred:	198	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

play.potatomc.com

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Zombie Dances:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

play.azalelnation.com

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

play.arkflame.com

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

kreavetka.ru

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	167300	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

cubeside.de

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	114	Endless Night Skies:	4

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Animals Bred:	158	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ores Mined:	700
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	778
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	115	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info