Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Potions Brewed:	124	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	6687	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	8427
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Farms Harvested:	905
Animals Bred:	163	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1266	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Votes:	9137	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dimension Hops:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	841	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Votes:	3697	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org