Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2483	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	88

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	108
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9012
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Votes:	6647
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

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TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Votes:	2722
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ores Mined:	4919
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	9421
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	95
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mines Excavated:	4682
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	380201	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

play.lastbox.fun

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

mangrove.smpmc.us

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1127
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

play.thearmyofcp.com

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Potions Brewed:	127	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

209.192.200.156:25578