Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	587	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2956

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	4446	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2687
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	526267
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Emeralds Found:	6399
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9180
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Void Gems Collected:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mines Excavated:	1809
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Votes:	2948	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	358266	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	120	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mines Excavated:	2396	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net