Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Animals Bred:	159
Dragon Eggs Found:	4579	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8088	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Items Found:	7090	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6159	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	725811
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	New Chunks Explored:	99725
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4264	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Towns Built:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	2976

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Potions Brewed:	71	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7207	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com