Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ores Mined:	6517	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Villages Defended:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

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BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchantments Applied:	286
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magic Items Found:	5004
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	10

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Star Shards Collected:	246
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Zombie Dances:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Farms Harvested:	345	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg