Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Animals Bred:	119
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magic Items Found:	2929
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ores Mined:	8136	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Animals Bred:	139
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ores Mined:	3234	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Rune Stones Activated:	3

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

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firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	255
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Items Found:	3968
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	5740
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	78
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crops Grown:	2215	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

skymata.games