Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Potions Brewed:	130	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1111

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2098	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Towns Built:	6

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1077	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6137	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1667	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Votes:	1098
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mines Excavated:	2449
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	214

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	578	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Animals Bred:	47

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Villages Defended:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
New Chunks Explored:	955706	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	298	New Chunks Explored:	918542
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com