Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	962928

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	154
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	917
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ores Mined:	9967	Players Killed by Monsters:	4474
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Zombie Dances:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Buildings Constructed:	39	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	988
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	155
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	1697
Animals Bred:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Zombie Dances:	10

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to Evolved Survival!Free Ranks! Player Shops, Economy Vanilla & Custom Biomes Public Farms! Land Claiming Custom Plugins

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7674
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net