Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchantments Applied:	217	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crops Grown:	9421
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

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BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	52
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	757	Players Killed by Monsters:	548
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	174	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Votes:	8365	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Animals Bred:	125
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	145	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	975121

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	235	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
New Chunks Explored:	112712	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Farms Harvested:	729	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dimension Hops:	11
Star Shards Collected:	238	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg