Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6090
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	5973	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	6085	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	8497	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	249

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6228	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	935
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Votes:	1667
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Animals Bred:	140
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	54	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	9

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4471
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	255	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net