Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7549	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragons Tamed:	4

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ores Mined:	6380	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Crops Grown:	6426	Alien Abductions:	5
Ores Mined:	2366	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	5861
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Buildings Constructed:	41	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7327	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	195	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mines Excavated:	3526
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	103
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	New Chunks Explored:	158633
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	4534
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633