Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Votes:	2080
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	108552	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Items Found:	1329
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	4880	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Emeralds Found:	4961
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Void Gems Collected:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Divine Spears Created:	26

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Chimeras Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
New Chunks Explored:	438023	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Divine Spears Created:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4678	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

play.mcarcadia.com