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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9346 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1540 | Star Shards Collected: | 288 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper and a skeleton decided to put their differences aside and open a bakery together. The result? Explosive cupcakes and bone-chilling cookies that will blow your mind (and your taste buds)!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava pool? It’s said to have magical properties that will give you the power to fly like an Ender Dragon for a limited time. Just be sure to bring some fire-resistant armor!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the lag.
