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Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Emeralds Found:	3652	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	2906

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	268	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	138
Farms Harvested:	156	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3249	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

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Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyJontronBros

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

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Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Animals Bred:	176
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11