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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4744 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 985863 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of shopping and building with your new virtual pals. And don’t worry, our server won’t leave you feeling like you have low self-esteem or make you cry a lot like my poor daughter. Plus, our server is so affordable that even my daughter’s dad could afford it (but he’s too busy fishing with his son, typical).
So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life. Our server is the perfect escape from rejection and cold-hearted family members. And remember, on our server, you’ll always be the star of the show, just like my daughter should have been on her 16th birthday. So hop on board and let’s make some virtual memories together!