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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3846 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
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